Thursday, April 30, 2009

Don't try this at home, parts II, III, IV, etc.

I seem to be doing a lot of klutzy and/or ditsy things lately. Here are the events that have followed my throwing the coffee down the stairs performance:

*I managed to dump an entire grease tray full of hamburger drippings on the kitchen floor (thankfully it wasn't hot)

*I dropped a raw egg on my kitchen rug

*I melted a plastic spoon because I used it to stir some onion strings I was frying (duh!)

*I melted one of our chairs in the office, because I set my plugged in crock pot on a chair with a plastic cover (another duh!)

It seems like there is something else that should go on this list, but I can't remember it.

I think these are all signs that I need to stop cooking. What do you think?

1 comment:

mom said...

Well at least you haven't stuck your hand down a running garbage disposal! or sat on your glasses, or fallen off your rocker!!!!! You gave me my laugh for the day :-)